Thursday, January 8, 2009

Top 5 Reasons Why Dallas Cut Pacman



#5: Fans were actually looking forward to Patrick Crayton punt-returns...

#4: Instead of the protecting Pacman from others, the security-detail focused on protecting themselves from Pacman...

#3: The Cowboys could handle one arranged shooting, but two...well that crossed the line.

#2: Even Jerry Jones thought that Pacman rambled when speaking...

...and the #1 reason why Dallas cut Pacman:

Jerry realized that Pacman's "hitman" nickname was not a reflection of his tackling ability...

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